An undersea dolt who talks to fish, riding seahorses from capsized canoes to imperiled dolphins struggling to escape six-pack soda rings??
Nope.
Adorned in a blinding orange and yellow uniform resembling a man-sized piece of candy corn, or perhaps a below-sea-level male ballet dancer?
No, the modern cinematic Aquaman starring in DC's big-screen superhero opus -- JUSTICE LEAGUE -- is none of those things.
Played by brawny actor Jason Momoa, Aquaman is brought to life as a powerful, ancient warrior -- a warrior-king who controls the tides with his will, and the pronged implement which makes his will manifest: